Jake

The worst person ever. Hes your best friend then hes a dick.

Jake: hi how are you
Me:good
To years later

Jake: what's up lazy bones
Me:shut up

by Tristan brenner October 30, 2019

Big jake

A fun loving giant sized teddy bear, with long hair and a scrappy beard, he is the biggest stoner you will ever meet Drives a big green van ( usually called the shaggin wagon) works at an italian restraunt to make up for his small sized dick and will repeatedly ask his friends mom to have sex with him.

Bro your mom is hot, maybe she will come smoke with me in the shaggin wagon (big jake)

by Lary the lobster May 3, 2018

Jake

A hippie, bi, guru, cunt

Wow, isn’t he such a Jake!

by JG2004 February 27, 2020

Sam and Jake

Coldest duo on earth

Sam and Jake are so fit

by nuxxi February 23, 2023

Jake Paul

A dumbass young boy who has more money than all the people in the worlds IQ and he doesn't know what to do with the money he shouldnt have

Why did he die
Oh he saw Jake Pauls face

by Yes yes yes talli ho May 29, 2018

Jake

Jake is a name for big dick skibidi toilet niggas and has a massive schmief. Also can be very bipolar and lovie dovie. Great personality in general.

Wow is jake.

by elcompajake November 19, 2023

JAKE

he is the best kind of boio always there for u when u need to meet shrek andis a true duck boy

if u ever find a jake make sure you hug it

by KnowerOfAll996 February 3, 2019