Dog Law

To urinate on something or someone to claim ownership

"Dude you cant just Dog Law my Girlfriend"

by Wyatt vontiglehooten August 15, 2025

auntys law

having secrets to tell the niece and nephews when your older as aunty

a) i don’t wanna smoke heroin

b) do it for auntys law

by User867593926 January 17, 2024

Raymond's Law

The phenomenon of being disturbed during a fap session just as one is about to blow one's load. Named after UK porn magnate Paul Raymond.

Was just about to blow my loads when, as Raymond's Law would have it, the postman rang the doorbell.

by BollysPhysicsFun December 7, 2020

grandnephew-in-law

1- Grandnibling's husband.
2- Spouse's grandnephew.

My grandnephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half-co-sister-in-law

Spouse's half-sibling's wife.

half-co-sister-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

stepmother-in-law

Spouse's stepmother.

stepmother-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

Parkinson’s law

Despite common misconceptions, Parkinson’s law is in fact more akin to Poka Yoke whereby a relentless focus on increasing the efficiency of an organization through any means necessary benefits both employees and shareholders.

When a management consultant applied Parkinson’s law to make my call center more efficient by requiring us to badge in to use the bathroom, I was initially upset because I could no longer take a nap in the stall after lunch, but soon realized I got more done at work at slept better at night. Win win!

by Bezos said so April 29, 2021