Captain Vagina Man 

The person in a friendship group who thinks they are hard but will die a virgin

Omg look it’s Captain Vagina man and his cacti!

Captain Vagina Man by Wedge12345 November 22, 2021

pur vagina 

can be said after something funny, sad, or inconvenient happens

“It’s your lucky day girl because i’m giving out free weed.” “pur vagina”

pur vagina by purvagingrl March 25, 2022

game day vagina

A term used by female athletes to indicate gearing up for a big athletic performance. GDV for short.

This workout/race/match is going to be ridiculously tough. I better bring my game day vagina.

game day vagina by Shefontaine October 17, 2013

large mouthed vagina

a large or big mouthed vagina is a vagina that is larger and has bigger lips than usual

your mum has a large mouthed vagina, i know coz i was with her last night.

large mouthed vagina by fgirtgshrthtrhtr2342354235 September 1, 2016

World class vagina 

A vagina that's been doing so good. Completely natural and harnessed by perfection that has been reached by fine vaginal pH. For levels below, see: beginner, amateur, semi-pro and professional vaginas.

"My vagina has been doing so well recently. I mean look at it - back to world class!"

"How do you maintain these world class vagina levels?"

"Honestly diet. Nothing else"

World class vagina by coltnavy January 28, 2020

Get the thumb out of your vagina 

It's what you tell someone when they are acting whiny, bitchy, or are taking something way too serious.

"That's not even something to joke about..."

"Oh, get the thumb out of your vagina."

Get the thumb out of your vagina by Anonymous013 February 24, 2009

minty vagina 

When you start to fuck a chick but then realize that her vagina is dirty, you go into the bathroom; smeer toothpaste/cleaning products on your penis and continue with the process of intercourse

John: God dammit dude i had to give Pocahontas a minty vagina last night!!...GOD DAMN WAS SHE DIRTY!!!
Charles: HA! that fucking sucks for you, you fucking queer...I gave lindsay a hot carl last night! u fucking loser

minty vagina by John Smith May 13, 2005