Chris Pagoulatos

he has the world's smallest peepee

Your peepee is tiny you must be Chris Pagoulatos

by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

Chris Smokie

When someone is caught smoking by a friend group, so you say the phrase “Chris Smokie” to inform EVERYONE

“did you hear that he had a cart on him? Chris Smokie!!!”

by jffjgjfjfjdj May 6, 2024

chris perez

chris perez is not gay,he has a huge penis and can do freaky shit in the bed,but he can be a bit of a handful if you fuck with him

he has a big penis he is such a chris perez

by qupid October 23, 2019

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017

chris mcbirnie

the baddest mother fucker in the block smokes weed and lives life to the fullest.

chris mcbirnie is dope

by lil cock pump November 13, 2020

Protect Chris

Yeah, totally it's not like the thing you said be worse is literally happening TO ME or anything.

Hym "Yeah, no, totally protect Chris and not the fucking creator of A.I. or anything I mean seriously! And you wonder why the child murder happens. It's THAT! It's you being like that!"

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024