beef shirt

When multiple men lay their penises across a woman's, or homosexual man's chest or stomach during ejaculation.

We brought her back to the dorm and she let like five of us give her a beef shirt.

by Facilier June 18, 2016

Beefing

Looking for gay sex in the same manner in which you rifle through the meat section at the supermarket looking for the perfect steak

Thanks for dinner, now let’s go beefing!

by Satanchristfingerer December 20, 2019

Beef

another name for male parts

"have you got beef???"

by HamHamis well good May 15, 2009

walnut beef

when u show someone ur beef and it look like a walnut meat and a grapevyne meat with a side of ass meat and cheeto feet..

man it look like yo walnut beef is broke ..

by jason meat December 12, 2009

Misteree beef

A dumb, good-looking younger man, probably a gigolo or possibly even a dumcumpster who is suddenly seen around town with an upstart or otherwise gossipable divorcee, and one who decidedly keeps her new beau out of her usual social circles, which she has deserted for the time being. Similar but in opposite sense to the girlfriend from Canada of Saturday Night Live fame. A knowing play on the the phrase "mystery beef" or perhaps, even on "Mister eBeef", which is a reference to a no-strings-attached hookup acquired via the Internet.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like a Jim Beam bottle. Oh, and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with Misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word. . . go girl!" Bob: "Man, bruh, money can't buy good taste!" Marcus: "Who said it had too, lil bro?"

by Russell Clark December 6, 2006

West Virginia Beef Log

The male shits on the recipient's vagina and pushes it in. Then proceeds to have intercourse. After the man ejaculates, the recipient is forced to blow the load of shit and semen out of her vagina.

I totally gave your Nana a mean West Virginia Beef Log

by Mrbeefy090 July 28, 2016

Munting The Beef

To be high as fuck.

Tim: I just ripped this pen and im high as shit

Dom: he's totally munting the beef bro

by Sydmey July 8, 2025