Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit
Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog
Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog
by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022
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It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,
*barks*
Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,
*barks*
Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!
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by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF August 20, 2021
Get the BAD DOG mug.Noun - When thou poker player elects to press thy call button with scrap waste(dog chicken hands). If thou play with scared money or thou buys in for the minimum. Thou must be proclaimed as dog chicken. "What more hath thou playith in order to run well amongst thy peasantry"
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine
If thou proceed to play every hand and thus blame everyone and everything except for thyself then one must be proclaimed as dog chicken. If thou must forward to blackjack after thine game of hold'em and lose more money then thy will be proclaimed as dog chicken.
Synonyms : Chicken water, water chicken, gambling degenerate, covid vaccine
by Trevor Popps June 3, 2021
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