ninja mission

Any secretive adventure legal or not, good or bad.
Damn my in-laws are visiting again! Gotta go on a ninja mission to get high!

Sarah just got a new girlfriend. She works at the mall. Ninja mission?

Marah just had her baby, let’s go on a ninja mission tonight and drop off some food!
by YubNub83 September 05, 2019
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sexy ninja

A person selling sexual services. One who is stealth. Strong. And willing. An escort or prostitute. A word that elevates the profession rather than it being derogatory.
Why don't you call and get a few sexy ninjas over here and we can all have a good time.
I'm a sexy ninja by profession.
by Ninja Master of 69 June 20, 2022
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Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.
Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!
by bigmanproductions July 31, 2013
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Diversity Ninja

Term that describes someone who sees people not as individuals but rather as representatives of the demographic group they belong to based on race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, and so on
^ My gay friend, Naomi, who is black and Latina, got the results of her DNA test back today and found out she is 1/64 Native American!
> Yeah? So what?
^ So what? The little Diversity Ninja inside me is excited for her. That's what's "So what". Duh!
> Oh...
by thurb March 31, 2023
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Ninja nonce

The sneakiest of nonces as they will climb in your bed as fast as they can do a play in a day in year 5. Also a predator like chef Evans
Jimmy saville is a ninja nonce because he touched six kids in a day
by Ninja kill October 30, 2018
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Ninja ARC

Ninja ARC It is usually a weak army, this army has become weak because of the soldiers who usually tell the truth, so when Skull ARC saw this, instead of attacking, they decided to sign an agreement and protect Ninja ARC in 2024. Skull ARC said that if Ninja ARC attacks Skull ARC's allies, they will destroy Ninja ARC, but if Ninja ARC does not help while they are in war, Skull ARC said that this agreement will be canceled.
Ninja ARC
by Skull ARC Commander Sirlance October 05, 2024
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Ninja House

(Verb: Ninja Housing)
To build a house in the woods completely silently, so quitely that even if you were on a discord vc people wouldn't hear you. Any house built in this manner is a ninja house
My friend likes to go ninja housing, they're nearly done with their latest project. Wow, tell me when I can see the finished ninja house
by Muscle Tissue Enjoyer August 02, 2022
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