Lana Banana is a girl who is crazy, she is obnoxious and boring NOBODY LIKES HER. SHE SUCKS AT EVERYTHING. She ALWAYS farts uncontrollably, its so stinky. She literally EATS farts.
by timotheechalametstan November 6, 2019
Get the lana bananamug. The non-sexual act of eating Mongolian banana bread while eating with Mongolian chopsticks. Note that you must be Mongolian to do this sexual position. If not, you must be of Iranian decent living in America while having sex and eating non-Mongolian banana bread with non-Mongolian chopsticks AND do something sexually related. ex: Masturbation, Blumpkin, Handjob, Blowjob, Dirty Smurf, Double Penetration, etc.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
This is the ONLY sexual position that does not require sex at all. With the exception of being Persian while living in America, but the Persians MUST be doing something sexually.
Also take note that ONLY Mongolians from Mongolia or Persians that live in the United States are able to do this.
Me: Haha, Marshall just texted me saying that he's doing the Mongolian banana bread sex position.
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
Some other dude: But he's not Mongolian. He's a Persian living in America....
Me: Exactly....
Some other dude: Ohhhh...
Me and Some other dude: YAAAAAAAAAAAY! (Inside joke)
by Sir Eezoh September 16, 2010
Get the Mongolian Banana Bread Sex Positionmug. by Jack March 31, 2005
Get the banana split fruit bowlmug. A catchy phrase Marshall (from the CBS show How I Met Your Mother) uses to remember his password to access the results of his bar exam. The password in fact was aobcd8663.
by NPHpwns March 5, 2009
Get the Apple Orchard Banana Cat Dance 8663mug. 2 phrases:
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
by GoldieGal April 12, 2019
Get the One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peelmug. Open up the attack with a Sneaky Carl Commence with the Banana Cream Pie definition No.3. Then during this section you also pull a Houdini,The and finish it with a Starwberry Shortcake. And the sprinkles will be the Abe Lincoln. For extra fun finish it off with a Greasy Sanchez or a Gooey Carl.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
You can also do it ME style by putting a dot of feces inbetween the eyes.
When Jackson performed a Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinkles on his dad, his dad sued for sexual harrassment.
by Jackson Taylor March 31, 2005
Get the Sneaky Strawberry Banana Cream Sanchez with Sprinklesmug. 