Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

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you ok reatard? i am wood. stupid.

duwang translation of jojo's bizarre adventure: diamond is unbreakable. hazamada punched his stand, surface, which is made out of wood.

hazamada: *punches surface* "damn it hurts!"

surface: you OK reatard? i am wood. stupid.

by kitpysaysfuckyou January 03, 2024

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captain stupid head

A person who is so stupid and dumb that they drag along a crew with them and the whole crew ends up being stupid, so that makes them the captain of all the stupid heads

All Aboard, your captain today will be captain stupid head

by Captain stupid head December 23, 2020

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Stupid Girl

Want to love ya,
Want to bug ya,
Want to squeeze ya,
Stupid girl

Want to touch ya,
Want to take ya,
Want to (shut ya?),
Stupid Girl

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid Girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl

I'm a loner
I'm a loser
I'm a winner
In my mind

I'm a bad one
I'm a good one
I'm a sick one
With a smile

I can't take this, born to break this

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, Stupid girl
Stupid girl, Stupid girl

She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today
She's going away, she's going away,
What's wrong with my life today

Stupid girl, stupid girl
Stupid girl, stupid girl

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 02, 2021

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