Stupid Squirrels

This phrase is used when you just put fresh peeled wallnuts out on your porch... and you get home to realize they're not there.

MY WALNUTS!!!
Wait, you have walnuts...
WHERE???
Oh, nevermind. Those're tomatoes.
Stupid Squirrels...

by Katie Marie Bell October 13, 2011

Stupid

A person who is named Stupid is extremely dum

"Yo Stupid, your dum"

by anonymous September 15, 2020

A stupidity

A group of Trump Voters. A North American morally bankrupt subset of human, often wearing bright red hats to warn away potential mates and people of color; they sometimes carry tiki torches but always carry racial insecurity, lack of principles, selective-amnesia concerning the national deficit, and volumes of memorized misinformation from Facebook.

Teacher 1: Why do I suddenly feel revolted?
Teacher 2: The mask protest. There is a stupidity gathering outside to protest masks.
Teacher 1: Oh, that makes perfect sense. Are they at least social distancing?
Teacher 2: Obviously not Carol; they are called a "stupidity" for a reason.

Newscaster: Trump convened a stupidity of voters in Nevada last week for his rally in Laughlin. The stupidity included many people neither social distancing nor wearing masks. Biden commented that the stupidity were "generally well-meaning, salt-of-the earth, but disaffected people" despite the stupidity burning him in effigy

by PunditsOverHacks September 14, 2020

The big stupid

Jack Paul and Logan Paul

Jack Paul has the big stupid

by dying is gay February 17, 2021

Stupid

Anyone with the name Donna

Ya they actually changed the definition of stupid. It’s Donna now.

by 🍸 February 6, 2024

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

stupid frog

His name is dean christodolopolous and he is a fuckboy. He looks like a frog and thinks he can get all the girls. He planned to hook up with this try hard girl and thinks he is top shit now. Like come on, who does that???? He tries too hard with his cheek bones when he sends snaps to girls. He talks to every girl he can get to. He pretends to put effort into one girl but little does she know hes talking to anothet 5000 girls. He is such a dick. He is scared as well. He cant even meet up with a girl cause hes a pussy. Now thats a bit far. He sends ab pictures and expects girls to send something good back. He is the most desperate frog ever and he pisses people off. No one can explain how much of a fag he is. He lies and thinks he can get away with it. If you get on his bad side... YOU ARE GONE FOREVER!!! Now, be careful because hes dangerous! GRRR

Person 1; See that guy over there?
Person 2: Oh yea. i do!
Person 1: He is such a stupid frog. He is a fuckboy
Person 2: Yea i can see that. What an ass. i heard some stories about him. Hes so stupid

by ffnefueq April 15, 2019