sock statue

After using a sock as a jazz rag, proping said sock up, resembling a statue.

Look behind the entertainment center, next to the sock statue.

by Gout Slayer September 18, 2017

Sock emoji

Used by men to imply the summoning of demonic forces in order to accentuate the domination towards the female

:candle: :sock emoji: :candle:

by Hemir574 June 26, 2021

sock enlarger

A sock enlarger is a vibrational instrument intended to stimulate a female for pleasure. It is also known as a dildo.

Man, I sure need a sock enlarger now.

by Van1lla December 9, 2007

Solo Sock

A term used to describe a guy who crashes at your place, and uses one of his socks to masturbate with, leaving him with only one. But he wears it anyway.

Apparently he played for team "solo sock" last night. He could have at least taken the other off when he came to breakfast.

by WhiteManFlail December 17, 2012

slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.

The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.

by denalipark227 April 22, 2010

give it socks

We dont care what's happened we give it socks, helter skeltor they cant stop us.

I was wrecked after the session last night but I got up early for the match and we got a few drinks in and it was foot to the floor lets give it socks.

by Marcus_Suridius January 27, 2021

Wet Sock Energy

A phrase coined by comedian C.A. Kanooble describing someone who is uncomfortable to be around or annoying. How do you feel when you step in something wet in a sock? exactly.

Gerald is not invited to the show, all he offers is wet sock energy and im trying to have a good time.

by thehoeonthego February 9, 2023