Retard

A person who looks up retard in the dictionary not knowing what it is.

If you look up something you are MEANT to know, and don't know it, you are a retard

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

Someone who looks up "retard" in the Urban Dictionary, only to find that they should know what a retard is, and they don't.

Don't know what a retard is? Then you are one. Simple.

by FredoriaGaming September 25, 2020

Retard

A person who calls someone else a retard when they've never spoken or interacted with said person

Hi Michael that's guys a retard haha

by Sugerfinswift September 28, 2020

Retard

The Karen's at the grocery store who refuse to wear a mask because the string scratches their bald heads.

Girl 1: is she wearing a mask
girl 2: no
Girl 1: what a retard

by Youafaghommy October 2, 2020

Retard

A term of endearment

Tom and Aaron are my favorite retards!😁

by Gee Dee October 9, 2020

Shit bastard retard

When the bois suck the sack Soo hard they get pure ball sack nut penis in there mouths. This causes the birds to migrate and the baby's to cry.

Yo we should fucking shit bastard retard

by PossibleHeadass July 11, 2022

Retarded

An adjective originally coined by the professional medical community to denote an individual who was "delayed or held back" in perpetuity since birth, or shortly thereafter. Colloquially, it pejoratively assumes an individual was previously tarded at some point, and is now RE-tarded.

Tim: You just tried to skate down that hill with no wheels on your board, that's retarded man.
Tom: Piss off wankercheese, I've never even been tarded before in my life.
Tim: Well you are now asswaffle!!

by wacky wafer July 12, 2022