Pig

Also called police, cops and 12(fuck them) they are the biggest gang in america as well as the most dangerous, they have no problem murdering an unarmed "criminal" in daylight and going home for a paid vacation (doesnt that make you feel protected?) Theyll also kidnap you for having a plant thats so dangerous you need to be removed from society, after that theyll give you a new room with the safest roommates youll ever have, isnt that sweet of them? It doesnt end there though theyll break in and enter your house because daddy government gave them a piece of paper that says its okay, after that theyll threaten you with guns and shoot your dog because its a "threat" no matter how small or harmless it is, but hey atleast they dont uphold shitty laws that incriminate people for victimless crimes while they let real criminals out in a few months and have them put on a list (im sure they really had to fight to keep their coworkers off that list) they also are great lovers with 40% of them being in a happy relationship, no seriously look up police 40% to find those great results, on a final note they like to play victim when they hurt or kill someone because theyre soooo traumatized from the experience

"Hey why do i smell bacon? Oh the pigs are out again nevermind"

by Serial arsonist May 29, 2022

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Pig-squeal

A modern metal vocal technique that can be achieved by inhaling or exhaling. (Don’t use inhales.)

Pig-squeal - breeeeeeeeee

by DASII February 5, 2018

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a cop

oh shit its the pigs

by lettuce is gay as flip November 24, 2020

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Pig Nose

A pig nose is used when someone says something that is clearly false or try’s to cap. Pig nose can be either verbally said or can be gestured by using your pointer finger to push your nose up, resembling a pig.

Friend #1 to friend #2: “yo, you shoulda seen how bad I whooped this man ass in Madden earlier! Dubbed him in the first quarter Lmaoo”
You: “Pig nose boy stop capping you know you only beat me my by a field goal... I’ll still whoop you in 2k”’

by OG LIGHTSKIN March 17, 2019

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