Third person masturbating

To pleasure oneself in a mirror to a picture of oneself.

I walked into the bathroom to see Chad watching himself in the mirror jerking off to a picture of himself.. he was third person masturbating

by Professional ego striker January 4, 2025

My Person

Someone who would accept you even when you’re being a dick. Someone who would wake up at 3AM to hide a body for you. They’re your everything and life has no meaning without them.

Christina is my person I tell her everything even before my boyfriend Derek.

by 5078_kaid April 7, 2022

big person who is dark

you know who im talking about ;)

Big person who is dark ran into kfc and ate all the fried chicken.

by ihatefatniggeramie123 May 5, 2024

Person 2763

The two thousand-seven hundred sixty third person. Commonly mentioned in Battle For Dream Island.

Person 1:hi person 2
Person 2: i wonder if there's more of us than just 9
Person 9: now that makes me wonder...
Person 2763: Hi guys!!!
Person 1-9: WHAT THE FUCK

by Gibberishidkrisjjj December 17, 2024

Kick a posh person day

On October 15th you can kick any posh person (Eden Reilly) with no exception

Let's go kick Eden, she's posh. Kick a posh person day

by hotbitchxoxo October 3, 2020

Personality

Something people really need nowadays.

Get out one day, and buy yourself a personality.

by Stupid Af July 7, 2021

World's most wholesome person

Madelaine Petsch

"My favourite celebrity is the world's most wholesome person"

by cHoNiStAn March 3, 2021