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Playing Basketball

A 200 IQ Phrase you can say if you get caught jerking off.
Ex:
KYLES MOM: Kyle what are you doing.
Kyle: Uuhhhh um, Im playing Basketball?
Kyles MOM: Oh ok ok ok ok well than make it wet if you know what i mean.
by Playing Basketball May 13, 2020
mugGet the Playing Basketballmug.

Played

The act of being the fool All aloung when you thought you were doing the fooling.

Also

Assuming and making false accusations on people or someone and believing it with no changing your mind to find out you were wrong 100%
"Guy: hes totally falling for that shit man i can't believe he thinks he's invisible lol"

The "target": " (saying loud enough for everyone to hear): yeah I'm totally invisible and you're a fucking retard for thinking this whole time for 2 years straight that I was really this gullible and air headed! Idiots

Guy: damn he for real? we played bro
by NaztiNikka March 15, 2022
mugGet the Playedmug.

Conor Plays

Strategies in a video game that are so stupid, they actually work. They’re so unexpectedly dumb, it actually tricks enemies.
This kid is straight up just doing Conor Plays
by NastyOldTree January 22, 2025
mugGet the Conor Playsmug.

Play Head

A Person Who Says They Like You But Doesn’t Really And Plays With Your Feelings
by Chad moss January 24, 2022
mugGet the Play Headmug.

trumpet playing scolop

the ultimate come bk there is nothin u can say that beats it not a word but o well
ur losing @ a game of lets say... checkers n ur m8s just took 2 of ur pieces this is the perfect opportunity 2 call him a trumpet playing scolop
by hamish August 8, 2003
mugGet the trumpet playing scolopmug.
Now we gotta play till 4am and loose all our elo on rocket league or sedge
Shit bro that’s our 8th loss I’m getting off. Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loose
by LaCo k March 24, 2023
mugGet the Nahhhhhhhh Play until we loosemug.

Have you ever played rugby?

A popular dj Khaled quote in which he mistakes shrimps shumai for rugby, hence asking the camera; have you ever played rugby?
by Mbk November 29, 2023
mugGet the Have you ever played rugby?mug.

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