Donut on a car

Whenever a group of 5 people, wherein 4 of them paired up (as two couples or two people going for sex) and the fifth person is fifth wheeling. No longer shall they be called a fifth wheel rather a donut.

Joe: Hey man did you see the group walking over there?
Bob: yeah what about them?
Joe: the dude in the back is definitely the donut on a car tonight .
Bob: lmao.

by Jewish yeti February 25, 2018

Car cuddle

The weird tendency for people to all park next to each other even when the entire parking lot is empty and there is plenty of space to spread out. park, parking, car, truck, parking lot, huddle, cuddle, crowd, cluster

Every time I go to the gym, I park far away from the entrance and yet everyone parks their car next to mine. People like to car cuddle.

by joecoolthefool March 2, 2017

Asian Car wash

When a Asian chick licks your asshole...

I wanted to go to the car wash, and she said I'll give you a Asian Car wash

by Machinist425 March 7, 2017

top my car out

See how fast it can go

I was trying to top my car out and see how quick I could get home

by Kurioking March 17, 2017

Broken Car Horn

When your fucking a girl and when you feel a fart cooking up you turn her around and stick her face in your ass and fart making it sound like a broken car horn.

Art: "Last night I felt a huge one cooking up so I gave Tonya a broken car horn."

by Jabbathefart March 17, 2017

Premium Car Privilege

When someone who owns a BMW, Mercedes or Audi feels that not only do they have the right to pull out in front of you in traffic without signaling , take your parking spot that you have been waiting for or pull around you at the gas line at Costco and jump you at the pump.

Wow did you see that Cayenne ? it crossed over 3 lanes with zero f**ks given it must be Premium Car Privilege thinking that the blinker comes on automatically . No but at Costco this lady pulled around me and cut me off at the pump and when I confronted her she said " well I need gas too I just didn't feel like waiting".

by ewanders1 July 6, 2016

gentleman car

A car where the driver has to open the other door because it wont open for the inside because its broken.

my dads has a car is a two door and only the drivers side door works. We were at the mall and he said this is a gentleman car Ill get that door.

by Coreydlady June 15, 2016