Monster Burp

A burp so monstrous, so terrifying, so unbelievably loud and scary you may shit yourself once it is heard.

Guy 1: Bro make a Monster Burp!
Guy 2: Alright-auuuAAAUAUAUAAU!
Guy 3: Holy fuck, was that sasquatch?

by Dan the Frying Pan November 2, 2022

Evil Rape Monster

The malevolent counterpart of the rape monster, commonly referred to as the consent monster. Rather than cultivating his rapes at the rape farm, he purchases them from grocery stores. He says the phrase, “I hate what you’ve done with the place,” in contrast to the typical, “I love what you’ve done with the place.”

Felix: Dude did you hear theres a party being thrown nearby?
Luca: oh, who's throwing it?
Felix: the Evil Rape Monster
Luca: oh then it’s bound to be bad

by John71608 July 12, 2025

monster

A child. A person or thing that is excessive in its nature usually in reference to its size or appearance. One who deviates in their social behaviour, who is compulsive or maniacal. An abomination of nature or a mutation there of, a freak. A creature that is distorted, dangerous and that corrupts. A psychopath, criminally insane, a killer. One with bad intentions with full malice aforethought. Having no sense of morality or boundaries Cruel without reason. An entity that promotes chaos, death and spiritual decay. Aberrations not of this world. A white person. A fiend.

Damn your girlfriend is such a slut, she can't get enough, she's a monster of cock.

by clemrico January 23, 2022

Monster Munch

The inserting of false teeth into a very hairy bang hole be it anal or vaginal prior to giving it a good ole railing. Care must be taken not to cut ones tallywhacker on a sharp latteral incisor!

I Monster Munched the mrs last night, used my nans chompers and went to town on that baggy ass snatch!

by Styleeeuk January 13, 2012

The Floyd Monster

A paranormal creature that the convicted felon and cultural icon, George Floyd was reborn into. Though it’s purpose is unknown, it has been seen in the south sides of Chicago preying on little black boys and girls. Conspiracy theorists believe that he does this to take vengeance on his people for ruining his image after his death.

“Watch out for the Floyd Monster.”

by chinknigster July 12, 2021

Big Wapella Monster

A famous folkloric creature known as the Big Wapella Monster is a big foot like creature that has terrorized single moms for decades. He’s ferocious, so when the Big Wapella Monster comes to town lock up your mothers.

The Big Wapella Monster took my mom last night!

by WapellaFan August 24, 2025

monster

:a mythical creature that is evil
(Can also describe someone who is evil)

“That guy is a monster”
“I’m bout’ to kill that level 100 monster”

by lebronjames’s “dic”tonary April 23, 2025