Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020

Limp Mouthing

A female or male that sucks so much dick that their lips puff up, causing them to look like one of the Jenners.

Did you see Jessica? Yeah, shes always been known limp mouthing.

by Irish Frederick October 4, 2017

Mouth hammer

Noun - A fleshy tube shaped tool used for tonsil relocation, more commonly referred to as a penis.

"She was in awe of my awesome set of tools, specifically my mouth hammer"

by ten75ice October 13, 2017

soda mouth

When someone jizzes in your mouth and it feels bubbly and fizzy afterwards

"Man my mouth feels fizzy after I gave Tim that blowjob"
"Sounds like you have soda mouth"

by PigeonPersona October 24, 2017

pookie mouth

Stank ass nasty ass kiss on nasty people ass mouth

Cameron kissed so and so !!! He has that pookie mouth

by Sosagirlganggang October 27, 2017

mouth googies

The white saliva build up in the corners of one's mouth. Either a medical issue or just plain jizz if seen on your Mom.

That fat bastard always has mouth googies.

by wally March 29, 2017

Shallow mouthing

As opposed to deep throating, when it's not possible to achieve due to the lack of inches of a man's penis, shallow mouthing must then be performed.

I ain't doing no deep throating tonight, just shallow mouthing , cuz his dick was tiny.

by NazioftheGrammer April 1, 2017