just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you

^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!

by thurb April 16, 2023

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by ausboss20001 October 11, 2023

This is just like 1984!

A neologism where someone ironically/apolitically compares a situation to George Orwell's dystopian novel "1984" or an intentionally irrelevant/made-up piece of media, in order to mock people who compare modern-day censorship to the novel.

Gamer: Hey dude, do wanna play some video games?
Nerd: But, we have an exam tomorrow.
Gamer: Fuck! This is just like 1984!
Nerd: What you've just said is debatable! Just like when you think we live in a society!

by Karma will get you! April 23, 2022

Just-in-case Friend

A "friend" that is your friend just in case all your other friends leave you.

"Oh.. Samantha? No, she's my Just-in-case friend."

by hurricanekatryna June 3, 2018

Dradass Just

A person who likes to have sexual intercourse with people who have dwarfism

Rory is a dradass just

by Gary the big cock snail January 2, 2022

it just might blow

when someone throhs trash in your yard and you tell them to get rid of it and they kick it to thwe street there's a chance it may blow into your yard again

hey dude get that out of here
its trash dude
so i have to pay for that
fine .... there its in the street
dude it just might blow

by scott wigington January 26, 2008

Just want to help people

Shut the fuck up Rick.

Hym "Jordan Peterson does not just want to help people. Jordan Peterson wants to be the golden prophet and surpass Jung. Which he isn't and won't. He wants you launder his deliberate misreading of text to validate a religion he doesn't actually believe in so his kids won't actually have to do the things he expects everyone else to do (i.e. suffer) and he is going to expend capital to ensure that the rest of you do exactly that... And I'm going to help! Because I'm the ultimate helper! So, rest assured, if he succeed against me you WILL suffer. At my hand or because of me. The only path forward for me is victory and if that victory is defined by Jordan Peterson you will all pay the price."

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025