Jake

an annoying little shit who doesn't do anything to brighten your day, looks like crash and eddie from ice age and can't hold a conversation with a girl. Stigs for attention but can't hold a blunt to save his life.

Person 1 - "I had to sit next to Jake in history"

Person 2 - "Feels bad"

by Nuggiet June 29, 2020

Jake

A guy with a NOICE COK

OMG that’s Jake over there I heard he has a NOICE COK

by 2020 is the best year SIKEEE!! July 12, 2020

Jake Paul

Worse than 2020

Person 1: oh you know Jake Paul?
Person 2: oh the guy that is worse than Satan and 2020?
Person 1: yeah that's the one

by This username was taken July 13, 2020

Jake Gallagher

Really the most fucked up guy in the world. Sometimes Jake Gallagher is known to look at children while they sleep

Exe: OMG Jake Gallagher is looking at my one year old sleep

by Foreskin god 450 sike 420 July 14, 2020

Jake

Confusion
I don't know

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)

by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020

Jake

A Jake is someone on xbox usually 12-20 who has 3+ Yes men in the party and thinks the n word is dark humor they arent funny at all and when they tell a joke all the yes men in the party laugh for 5 minutes straight thinks he is cool for being edgy and are almost always bad at the game

Tay- Jake call me a nigger then all the yes men laughed like he is funny

Javon- Typical jake

by TayDaBeast July 23, 2020

Jake

A wild child-loving methhead who shits on the floor, and camps out on his roof waiting to catch little kids.

A little boy was startled after seeing a wild Jake on the rooftop

by gay baby hero July 24, 2020