National Bean Day

National Bean Day Green, red, kidney, lima, or soy are just a few of the different kinds of beans recognized on National Bean Day on, April 26th.

zack: “yo chad guess what today is?”
chad: “national bean day!!!”

by ilovebeans1 April 26, 2020

21 bean salute

when someone eats nothing but ghost pepper chili for a week and shits on your face and chest while saluting them with an open mouth

Damnit Derek, I told you that bitch was too fat to give you a 21 bean salute. She almost killed you when she slipped in her own shit!

by Yo Momma Don't Care August 20, 2023

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

bean and rice university

noun - A phrase for low quality Mexican Colleges. Play off words on Rice University.

You see that poor kid over there? His parents are sending him off to Bean and Rice University.

by Craksmokkka69 January 18, 2023

green bean faggot

A alpha male that bitches out and becomes a punk around other aloha men that don’t bitch out

Stop being a green bean faggot

by Savannah Blackwell April 22, 2018

eat some bean

something you would want to do after witnessing something that is wholesome. intentionally written 'bean' so as not to be confused with eating some beans when you want to consume actual beans.

This cute kitten makes me want to eat some bean.

by chesh bean December 15, 2021