Hard work

Inextricably linked with moral value (says the business owner)

Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"

Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"

Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."

Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."

Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."

Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*

Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"

Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."

Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"

Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"

Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*

Business owner *muffled screams*

Hym *gets in car*

Iam "Don't..." 👋😟

Hym *drives away*

Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩

by Hym Iam July 7, 2022

Hard

UK - Adjective: Slang for someone (usually a teenager or adult) who thinks they're cool, popular, and better than most people. Mainly used in a sarcastic setting.

Sometimes spoken as " 'ard " due to accent.

*Person1 throws a pen at another student*
Person2 - "Ooh you're hard aren't ya(?)"
Person1 - "What you gonna do about it?"

by KiloGolf December 17, 2020

Hard

I cant do this

Its too hard it wont go down

Mmmmm my hard dick is hard to push down

by Kyv8cc7cgxbl jovy November 7, 2018

math is hard

so is life...

get over it!

Kid: Mom, math is hard!
Mother: So is life, get over it!

by man367519 May 18, 2022

Hard boiled egg challenge

the act of consuming hard boiled eggs, quickly or even whole. this is usually done with two or more people. These people who normally do this who don't have any gag reflexes.

Sasha can do some deep throat action. She can swallow 23 eggs in a hard boiled egg challenge

by gleen September 30, 2012

Try hard

try hard:
a desperate attempt in order to please a handful of friends with unnecessary and cringe actions and statements which leads to hatred for oneself.

samyak, stop the try hard, that girl is out of your league.

by palashop June 30, 2021

Rocky Road Hard

Ejaculating a kidney stone into 1 or more of a women's orifices.

Gale choked from the stone caught on her tonsils from the rocky road hard incident.

by Skullylove March 21, 2023