Human Bean
1. (v.) The act of masturbating, specifically relating to female anatomy (clitoral stimulation). A playful, punny spin-off of the phrase "flicking the bean," inspired by the drive-thru coffee franchise of the same name.
2. (n.) A person who is currently, or is known for, engaging in said solo act.
2. (n.) A person who is currently, or is known for, engaging in said solo act.
Example 1
"Hey, I'm heading out to visit the Human Bean. Want me to grab you a double shot of espresso, or should I just come back looking refreshed and exhausted?"
Example 2
Mark: "Where's Jessica? She's been 'getting coffee' at the Human Bean for like forty-five minutes."
Chloe: "Oh, honey, she's not waiting in the drive-thru line. She’s at home practicing self-care."
"Hey, I'm heading out to visit the Human Bean. Want me to grab you a double shot of espresso, or should I just come back looking refreshed and exhausted?"
Example 2
Mark: "Where's Jessica? She's been 'getting coffee' at the Human Bean for like forty-five minutes."
Chloe: "Oh, honey, she's not waiting in the drive-thru line. She’s at home practicing self-care."
Human Bean by Mayor_Gago June 11, 2026
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