Half Winded Handy

The point in which a male gets so close but so tired trying to jack off, they give up, blue-balling yourself. Symptoms include major ass and ball sweat. To prepare for a Half Winded Handy, make sure your fan or air con is on in the room in which you're winding it.

Dude, I tried to relief myself after class last night but all I ended up with was a Half Winded Handy and a pair of blue balls.

by Blaceph January 23, 2021

half-pounder

The McDonald's secret menu item consisting of a plastic bag filled with all of the employee's spit and urine.

Man I sure could use a McDonald's half-pounder sliding down the gullet right now!

by DEEPFRIEDDADDY June 8, 2019

half-grandpibling

Grandparent's half-sibling.

Half-grandpibling.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Half-ratch

When your hair and makeup are done but you're wearing workout clothes, or vice-versa.

It's half-ratch when girls curl their hair and do their makeup just to wear a 3XL tshirt.

by KodyU December 27, 2014

half-great-grandpibling

Great-grandparent's half-sibling.

My half-great-grandpibling is a good person.

by Gtopql November 23, 2019

Half Baked Wiener

1. Soggy corn dog

2. When you think his dick is hard, but it’s not

I was about to hop on his dick when I realized it was just a half baked wiener.

by Dickhandle October 4, 2020

croydon half

Drinking term to describe ordering two pints of beer and downing the first before the barman has completed pouring the second.

I was so thirsty, I had a Croydon half while I was getting that round.

by Reddbird November 7, 2015