Someone who
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.
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Get the Best friend mug.The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.
Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.
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