A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy
by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. One of the most handsome 18 year old guys I've ever seen. He is cute and hot at the same time, he is sweet and lovely. He makes you smile when you're sad and his smile is one of the most gorgeous thing you will ever see in your life. I love this guy with every piece of my heart and he deseves to be happy. I hope I will meet him one day
by EndlessBailey October 11, 2018
Get the Ethan Dolanmug. Ethan is a very nice boy who loves to joke around most of the times. Ethan hates to study but still gets amazing grades. He is very beautiful and has a very nice personality. Ethan is a very good boyfriend to his girlfriends and loves someone who is honest and caring.
by Anonymous 838 January 6, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. Where do I even start. Ethan is honestly the perfect man, especially if he has some French in his blood. Ethan will always be there for the ones he deeply cares about. He is very straight foreword and will always be honest no matter what. If you are lucky enough to meet an Ethan that has long brown hair with these blue/green majestic eyes, snatch him immediately and I can promise that you’ll have the most amazing life ever. He’s got the body of a Greek god and is THE BEST in bed.
by Alexis Heath August 24, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. A guy who isn't very cool, he tells a shit ton of lies and is a fucking fraud, he is also extremely stupid
by unggoy November 10, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 