Emo Jog

The act of cutting your wrist and then going for a jog or Cutting your wrist while jogging.

"Do the world a favor and go for a Emo jog"

by Candle Jack October 7, 2007

Emo Disease

A disease in which the victim has overwhelming urges to "slit their wrist's" and "hide in the stairwell." This is called "Emo Disease" although it has nothing to do with the music. These people who are plauged by the "Emo Disease" are sick because of their lifestyle, not music.

Emo person - I hate the world and I wanna cut myself...I've been stricken with a serious case of Emo Disease.
Guy- ......
Emo person - The music makes me do it!
Guy- ....what.

by Elitemaple July 21, 2008

emo baby

a small child dressed like an emo because their property-obsessed, zinfandel-drinking, Espace-driving, D+G hunting parents think it's cute, and besides, Bethany and Aloysius have brought their child the same miniature reproductions of the designer tat most depressing..ive teens buy, but at forty times the price.

'oh do tell me where little Ozymandis got the Gerard Way 'do'
'i had to have Al Opecia do it. a snip at £260'
'i'll send my little ones there too. he looks quite the emo baby!'
'you know Jocasta, they might even start cutting themselves!'
'YA! YA! *snort*'

by Max Biggins January 30, 2007

traits of emo

emo are those people who show their feelings through singing and writing suicidal notes ..
being emo is not of how many accessories you have ..
most of emo are horny ..
they want to fuck girls ..
but if the girl left him he will cry and cry ..
real emo don't judge other they don't insult poser cause emos
ignore other people cause they give importance to they loved one ..
like einjhel and mhonmhon ..
they don't care of other people around them ..
they care of themselves ..

einjhel and mhonmhon have the traits of emo ..

by einjhel September 1, 2007

Emo moment

An inappropriate and emotionally intense episode in social interaction.

Normally when someone makes an embarrassing and surprising statement that demands emotional reassurance from another person.

Person 1) I realised I was gay when I wished Jesus didn't exist.

Person 2) Woah, emo moment!

by somedriftwood April 30, 2009

Emo Standby

When someone is so emo, the've gone catatonic. (As created by Kendrea)

Person one: "Hey, where's Dana?"
Person two: "Every since Kyle broke up with her, she's been on emo standby."
Person one: "Dang. That sucks."

by Logan CD August 15, 2006

Target Emo

Someone who comes to school with Airwalk shoes, skinny jeans they got with their mom while she was buying frozen waffles, and a baggy sweatshirt, usually having dragons on it. They always have their hair in their face, and got it cut at Perfect Look.

Omg. He thinks his Airwalks make him bad ass. He's such a Target Emo.

by Emehleh October 17, 2008