David

A David is so amazing, I would know…. It’s me 😎😩. Yes the truth is we’re loyal and we’re hotter than ever, but don’t be quick to jump at us, most of us are only loyal after age 14, before that in ages 12-14…. Let’s just say if you’re a mother. You’re gambling you’re daughters heart away if you let him date her. (Or him, I’m not judgmental about gender preferences)

Girl 1: Omg, is that David?! I heard he’s amazing….. know if he’s available?
Girl 2: um.. yeah he’s available, but he’s available to everyone.. 😬 I heard they get better after 14 though
Girl 1: so just one more year right?
Girl 2: mhmmm, then he’s all your’s… but really mine
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by ADHD ADDICT/ A David 😉 November 30, 2021

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David is a man that would put peanut butter on his nuts and walk to the nearest animal shelter while his pants are still down

Person a: did you see the david here earlier.
Person b: yeah i did, i hope he got stopped before he reached the animal shelter.

by theoneandonlydavid January 26, 2024

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the man with the biggest dick in his land, his penis is very large

Girl 1:"oh my god,is that BBD(BIG DICK DAVID)?"
Girl 2:"it must be nobodies penis in his size!"

by Bleah12121212 August 18, 2023

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David’s are extremely horny They will go to any lengths to get a picture of a girl, they always have a small dicks, definitely a virgin, and a clapped ass hairline like damn bro get something to fix that, often a fuckin retarded.

Girl 1: did you see David’s drone
Girl 2: yea he flew it right behind are friends and was staring at the camera

by IloveMilfsMoan May 31, 2022

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