DUCK SLURP

In a parallel universe, where reality is flipped; The animals do the talking and humans are the pets. 'DUCK SLURP' is when a human excessively licks a DUCK to the point where it's uncomfortable enough to ask the human to leave it's 2 bedroom apartment with a sink that has a tile chipping away on the far left hand corner next to the enormous cum rag next to the 5 year old childs tooth brush that the mommy DUCK bought from the corner store on a lonely Saturday night when her husband was away sticking his tiny DUCK penis in another female DUCK.

Nigel: DuDe I went and done did a DuCk SluRp.

Toby: Dude that's radical man.

Seth: Gnarly dude.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

I nutted in a duck

What you say when you nutted in a duck

You:yo i nutted in a duck last night
Friend: yo wtf

by Bendover559 June 10, 2022

Duck

Someone who isn’t bright and easily lied to

Maria’s boyfriend treats her like a duck

by Jackson Avery December 3, 2018

duck print

Another term for oddly shaped man bulge, like moose knuckle or saddle bags.

"Omg Rebecca, look at how tight his shorts are"
"Hes got some serious duck print going on"

by Brodolf Shitler April 11, 2017

Adam Is A Duck

A sexy male that is very attractive and makes women's pussies wet.

Oh Adam Is A Duck made me wet

by EndMePlz October 18, 2017

Ducks

Other word for government agents, such as birds!

Pigeons are ducks!

by worldrecordbigwshit June 30, 2024

Duck Milk

A type of milk commonly found in Australia. The ducks that produce this milk are called 'milk ducks'.

Sometimes (if they are a very rare species) they will produce milk with a turquoise hue.

"How was your duck milk, Sarah?"
"It was great!"

by LoveussySanussy June 11, 2024