the ultimate dead beat dad
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
who doesn't pay child support & evades his parental responsibilities
"He's your father" -Dante
by Nero Sparda July 25, 2022
Get the Dead Beat Dadmug. Person 1: Knock knock
You: Fuck off dad.
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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.
You: Like my dad.
You: Fuck off dad.
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Person 1: We were playing CS:GO and he left halfway through the match.
You: Like my dad.
by ShadyDefinitions September 30, 2018
Get the Dadmug. Dad is just waiting in the queue for milk it must have been a pretty long line because he has been there for 4 years.
by bobsyjr April 19, 2021
Get the Dadmug. Fartherless child,no friends,emo,obsessed with. Abrar,deppresed,family left him ,poor,homless hass to give money go him,trash,Pakistani scammer
by Boy_with_dad May 25, 2022
Get the Alam no dadmug. When a group of men get together and all bust a nut into a frying pan or similar cooking receptacle and the last man to ejaculate has to eat the tasty creation.
Brad: hey man let’s go out for lunch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
Jason: I’m full bud, just had a dad omelette!
Brad: oh man you lucky son of a bitch
by bakedjake August 30, 2021
Get the dad omelettemug. 
oh my god its your dad oh wait he doesnt exist. (tur: matt doesnt have a dad) Mat: oh wow we have something in common!!11!
by MatMannn_ December 7, 2022
Get the ur non existent dadmug.