dr. chris taub

bite sized

dr. chris taub

by poopypants339 December 27, 2011

piss chris

a person named chris who like pis

ew its a piss chris

by TheReallyRealReel March 28, 2022

Chris Kyle

To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.

"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"

by USNAVYSEALS January 5, 2023

Chris

Idk

Chris is so cool and handsome frfr istg ngl ngl

by Vince daddy November 13, 2022

Chris

A guy who thinks he’s the shit but isn’t. His friends hate him for cockblocking and acting as if he didn’t know. Usually has tiny legs. Would wear a sweatshirt and pajama pants everyday if he could.

Dude 1: Did you hear what Chris did?
Dude 2: Ya. He totally ruined Dude 3’s chances with that girl.

by Dude.who.does.stuff November 20, 2023

Chris Kutyla

The biggest NPC of all time who like emos and gets hard looking at one.

Chris Kutyla is a Chris Kutyla

by Sean The Skinny Loser August 15, 2022

chris!!!

abbys boyfriend who loves her with all the love

i love chris!!!

by soysauceypants June 1, 2021