Chris

Biggest fucking COCK definitely packing a 7+ killer you will never know until you get but fucked by him and let him destroy your intestines like a fucking God, besides that he is the nicest, loving, caring guy you will meet but he won't express those feelings openly but only when you get to know him. Most likely a bulky fuck with elephant tits for a chest and gorilla balls for bicep. He's a fucking Chad no doubt about it.

One dick slap from Chris to the noggin and it's straight to the ER for you my friend.

by Johnny fuckin Sins November 21, 2021

Chris Handsome

Is an american that claims to be from Australia, but we all know the truth.

"I think Chris Handsome's last time is Nailsome"

by RealHurley May 30, 2018

Chris

yo.

Yo it’s Chris

by FEEDMEJACK February 10, 2022

Chris p Jones

Best dad ever

I’m hungry Chris p Jones

by ASHLEE.J June 1, 2021

Chris

Hot Boyyyy

That Chris

by Gl1zzySn1p3r October 27, 2021

Chris Brown

Has a net worth of 50 million dollars as of 2023! WHAT HAPPENED TO BOT PICKING ON WOMEN JORDAN!? Is HE an incel? I looks like if they want to fuck you and you have a million dollars you can just beat the shit out of them and there aren't any consequences.

Hym "Chris Brown proves that you're wrong Jordan."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter

look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir

by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022