Butt Boner

the term used when you have to go to the bathroom so badly that you have surpassed "prairie dogging" it and now have a good two to three inches of turd protruding from the back of your shorts. Thus, you are sporting a "butt boner". OMG, is that a tail? Nope, just my butt boner. Can you point me to the nearest shitter?

shit, poop, turd, prairie dogging, take a dump, pinch a loaf, lay some brown pipe, cut some lumbar

Friend #1 - "I have to go to the bathroom so bad!"
Friend #2 - "Oh man, are you prairie dogging it?"
Friend #1 - "Past that dude, I am sporting a full fledge butt boner!"

by Erika's Bitch April 6, 2012

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

by halo2 May 3, 2005

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

Yawn Boner

When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.

(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!

by EPAK February 4, 2010

Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007

Jungle Boner

To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.

Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.

"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"

by The Real dRewsus June 16, 2009

boner-killer

Somthing or somonethat kills the fun that you are having

Guy1: Yo Stop screwing around!
Guy2: (to some1 else)Geeze, what a boner killer

by Chewing on a spoon September 16, 2005