Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.

Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.

by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008

choad boner

its when a person with a choad get a boner and fucks some fat guy with it

your a choad boner ma'am u better reconize

by halo2 May 3, 2005

Nappy Boner

1)A bulge found in the Nappy or Diaper area.
2) A nickname for Napolean Boneparte used frequently in Mrs. Kelleys Modern History class

That boy has some extreme Nappage goin' on!
Would you look at that douche of a Nappy Boner!

by Haley November 22, 2003

Yawn Boner

When one yawns, starting a huge overall orgie of yawning that spreads throughout the room.

(Adam yawns)
(EP yawns)
(Dylan yawns)
Adam: That was a great yawn boner!
EP: Just a great overall yawn boner is what it was!

by EPAK February 4, 2010

Donkey Boner

when the male gets so mother fucking horny his dick gets as long as a donkeys dick

Me-Shell was bangin this fine ass chick when she did some nasty freaky things to him, and then all of a sudden, he got a long ass donkey boner

by leroy vanderville November 8, 2007

Jungle Boner

To achieve, either spiritually or physically, a raging dancing boner due to highly stimulating activities or anticipation of such activities.

Usually accompanied by a one legged dance and a little song.
More often than not, a Jungle Boner is caused by Jungle Speed.

"Last night while watching Matlock I got a ragging Jungle Boner"

by The Real dRewsus June 16, 2009

b-boner

as soon as you get in bed and wake up in the morning you have an erection that wont go away.

dude:hey are you asleep?
other dude:nah i can't i got this b-boner that wont go away

by deykota2001 December 31, 2008