ball guch

a fat spot in between balls and butthole,also known as the guch, but it's a fat guch.

joe has a ball guch, and it's always sweaty.

by lothar labell August 27, 2007

ball slappage

When you are preforming some physical labour or running and your balls slap back and forth creating a soft slapping noise

This one time i was scraping paint at ym friends house, and the ball slappage could be heard throughout the hallway

by Josh May 13, 2005

Cold as balls

Just another way to say something is cold.

Damn!! It's cold as balls out here!!

This beer is cold as balls.

by skarlet winter October 8, 2009

ball fuck

To stick you sweaty sack into the girl's pussy or ass and fuck the shit out of her with your balls.

Bill couldn't get an ARB so he decided to ball fuck Christinea in the ass with his ginormous scrotum.

by E&G-2A March 13, 2005

Balls Mahoney

Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.

"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.

by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007

jizz ball

pretty much the dirtiest pitch in the history of baseball. to throw it, you must first rub some jizz (cum, semen) on the baseball. Once you have to amount you feel is right, you then go into your windup and throw that ball with i sort of cuveball like motion. If thrown correctly and with the right amount of jizz, there should be about an 18-20 foot break on the ball and the batter will be absolutely devastated, straight up poned.

Wow that guy just threw the nastiest jizz ball i've ever seen, it must have dropped 20 feet. O my god i just got poned like john jackey does every night.

by Jordannn October 24, 2007

bang balls

1. when something happens that leaves u with absolutely nutin to do but for your two nuts to (imaginatively) knock against each other

2. bangin' balls - the act of above

3. bang balls also means a fuck-up. for example when something happens not in your favour, or something embarassing happens to u, u can say "bang balls man!"

usage 1 - "yo bitch left me bangin balls, she ditched me midway and hit d clubs downtown! puta!"

usage 2 - "shit, the whole bar was watchin me drink d flaming, and i had to fry my fuckin eyebrows man!"
"Shiiit man, really?! haha! dats a major bang balls, bitch!"

by DeepKL January 2, 2009