ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011

ass space

1. the imaginary parameters surrounding a person's gluteus maximus in which they feel uncomfortable with another person to be within 2. an within one foot behind a person's gluteus maximus in which another individual desires to reach, often leading to intercourse or a slap in the face

1. Oreo felt uncomfortable when Paul came from behind and approached his Ass Space.
2. Rob's objective was to violate Natalie's Ass Space, because he was attracted to her rear end.

by JC Edwards January 18, 2005

ass felcher

a guy that sucks the cum out of a gay mans ass after two men have sex

the definition explains it well enough

by billy March 15, 2004

piece of ass

to get some action, have, or get to have, sex with a fiiine female.

yo man, how was your date with melanie last night ?

sweet man i got a piece of that ass !!

by gaurav November 28, 2003

Ass jelly

Of, or related to diarrhea; Found in between the butt cheeks of a person dealing with diarrhea. Caused by lack of wiping.

I've had the runs all week, and I think I've got mad ass jelly.

by Johan McTrumpet November 16, 2003

ass kisser

Ass kisser = a suck up, someone who will kiss someone's butt to gain points. Sometimes these folks are known as bum-kissers. Often these folks tend to be the goody goody types whom one can not trust for a second - these folks will use what you tell them, or do, against you for their own personal gain. Most of these people are social nerds with few social skills - the only way they can get attention is to play suck up to someone important - usually a boss, manager or teacher/professor - an authority fiqure.

The best way to deal with these kind of people - bum-kissers is to avoid them - never trust them, never confide with them.

I had a co-worker who was the consumate ass-kisser - he would suck up to the boss all day long to gain favors and access. All of us in the office were aware of this situation and adopted a strategy of avoidance - keeping our mouths shut and not getting involved with the little bum kisser in any way. The little ass kisser functioned in his own little world.

by WET CARGO BOY April 18, 2006

Ass Air

The passage of air around the butt, where the air itself is not a fart. This air picks up the scent of the ass itself.

Mooning a fan would create a lot of Ass Air

by pghpanthers2 April 15, 2007