jake velazquez with the biggest cock ever and fucks everyone he sees, if u see him ur mom he said hey, and he will valumptiously fuck ur mom.
by jake with cake September 06, 2021
The guy that always manages to find a bird and fuck her down an alleyway and end up with lots of chlamydia kids with big heads
by cheesypeesy April 27, 2020
There's usually three types of them. The first type is not that bright, and tend to hiss a lot (please don't hunt me down for saying this but it's true). The second type a little bit funny, but usually just guy jokes, girls will probably just stare at him weirdly for cracking that type of joke. Not that smart, but not to stupid. The third type, is a complete moron. They always try to act cool, but they never are. If you know a Jake, their not good luck. And please run away, just for the sake of your sanity and all.
by the_true_name_definer ;) December 20, 2018
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A very interesting person. They usually find themselves with their friends and making the dirtiest jokes or dad jokes nobody gets. Other than that, they can be a tad bit rebellious and get in trouble a lot. But, they're just the most sweetest, caring person anyone could ever meet. When they're alone with someone, they will make you smile and have a long laugh. They appreciate their friends and family, and will always put others first. They especially love hanging out with the other gender or race, no matter what, they will always support a person for their decisions. They're extremely understanding, and are always there for a person no matter what!
Jake, you loser!
by veenus February 01, 2021