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Mexican Bear Fight

A special drink where smart people drink an Irish Car Bomb, followed by a Jägerbomb and then a shot of Tequila in rapid succession.
Let's get a round of Mexican Bear Fights with Jonathan.
by Dedering September 2, 2016
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Gummy-bear friend

A Gummy-bear friend is a friend you can always rely on to talk to when your sad. Gummy-bear friends are lovable people you just want to hug and love. Gummy-bear friends are funny and easy to talk to and super adorable. If you find a Gummy-bear friend keep them! They are very rare.
Im so glad I have a Gummy-bear friend !
by Pop-tart Unicorn Exposed January 11, 2018
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Alabama Dirty Bear

When a guy shits on another guy's chest and watches from a far masturbating while the second guy combs the dry shit from his chest hair
Alex totally used Ethan as his Alabama Dirty Bear
by Crowdraven87 June 20, 2019
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bear trap fart

A bear trap fart is when you fart with so much force, your butthole slams shut afterward.
Man that fart was a bear trap fart.
by Spandex67 January 30, 2018
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Baby Bear Blues

It is the action of mimicking breastfeeding using a soft toy, usually through jealousy of a new sibling, with a bear being the most popular animal chosen.

Most people that have Baby Bear Blues claim to have done so when at an early age. However, usually, they still do, even at mature ages.

Users of the Baby Bear Blues tend to be socially unaccepted and use various methods to fit in and look cool, such as making up words.
"I wouldn't be his friend, he has Baby Bear Blues'

"Wardell Baby Bear Blued when he was younger..."
by Phewfew May 1, 2009
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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
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I am not a bear

I am not a bear is a poet, artist, literature critic, and post-rock genre fanatic. Known poems include "Your Initials Sound Like a Disease," "Spinach," "This One's For Me," and "Alto 23." An air of mystery surrounds I am not a bear. It's not even known if this figure is male or female.
Example does not exist for I am not a bear
by KL MB February 21, 2013
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