When the cats are away, the mice will come out and play

When your significant other or parents are away for a few days and you plan with your old trustful friends to meet up.
It usually happens in a tucked away shack in the woods where wild and crazy sexual experiences occur. You smoke weed, sing songs, lots of laughs, massages, spa baths, explore various kinds of sexual pleasure, lots of dirty taboo sex which is so good you're not even allowed to think about it. It can occur between two or more groups of friends, depends on what tickles your fancy.

Sia: 'Having sex with someone you really shouldn't be having sex with can make you reach for the skies faster than Kim Jong-Un's super large heavy nuclear warhead'.
Jocelyn: 'True, when the cats are away, the mice will come out and play that's for sure'.

by patootie's girl December 23, 2017

playing rod

Playing rod is a term for gay people playing with boners

Jimmy I had fun playing rod with you.

by ;()()()() April 21, 2018

Play titty

Holding your cards close to your chest to keep others from seeing them.

Play titty with your cards so that your brother won't see them.

by Blue wiggle December 30, 2017

playing with items on

being a mssive bitch

"hey, that nerd is playing with items on!"
"LET'S GET HIM"

by booking_yeah April 23, 2018

People who dont want to play monopoly

That one salty bastard in your family who loses everytime; is usually fat, ginger or light blonde and gets bullied in school. Would spend £90 on a DLC for Cadburys if there was one.

Fatfuck: I don't wanna play monopoly! It isn't Minecraft!

Parent: *slaps* People who dont want to play Monopoly are a fagghot.

by Abusive Shit Bastard January 4, 2018

Playing as Kirby

When a girl/guy swallows a man’s entire dick while giving head. The saying is a reference to the Nintendo character “Kirby”, who is defined by his ability to swallow anything and gain its power.

Dude, last night Stacy was giving me some crazy head. She was definitely playing as kirby.

by hellanoma January 3, 2018

sack plays

When you’ve been getting p*ssy

Yo, I’ve been gettin sack plays!

by Sack_plays January 10, 2018