Playing Blackjack on the Toilet

When someone is on the shitter, and is ripping ass so badly that it sounds like cards being shuffled.

Sounds like my dad is Playing Blackjack on the Toilet again. I guess I'll use the bathroom downstairs.

by Unbeknownst'd've May 17, 2025

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negitive playing time

when you not only get zero playing time in a game but also do things like fill up the water bottles

friend: dude how was the game ?

me: man it sucked, i got negitive playing time.

by mr.biggles1203 March 11, 2014

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Trombone Play

Stroking the penis while sucking it. Referencing to how you have to blow into a trombone, and stroke it.

Hey, I have an idea for oral. Let’s do Trombone Play.

by BeastEJ December 15, 2018

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Played out

when something is obviously fake or fraudulent. As if it was written as a play for a stage, and then its 'played out'. It's 'acted out'.

Man1: "Man hollywood pedophiles been doing this shit for years, and nobody's talking about it"
Man2: "Yeah man it's played out"
Man1: "What do you mean, cuzz?"
Man2: "I mean they're all in on it, it's a performance, nobody is going to stop it because the people who can stop it are in on it."

by The Gainzer (From PA) September 02, 2020

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