pork and bean fart

A fart that smells like a BBQ meal

Greg ate at the barbecue and his farts smelled like pork and bean farts.

by Miami Todd September 19, 2013

squeeze the bean burrito

An emphasised slang term for male masturbation

I want to go home and squeeze the bean burrito

by Cozza Ol' M8 January 21, 2019

Feed yee beans

To grow some; eat more; get bigger; eat home grown meal; country strong

You better feed yee beans before you fight me

by carriekid1 September 3, 2010

Bean Nut Butter

That mixture of semen and lady juice found round the base of your cock after sexual intercourse.

Matty J: Hey Deano, you busy mate? I fancy some Bean Nut Butter!

Deano: Mate, you need a vagina for that shit.

Matty J: Yeah, I know, but you're so hot I want to try it anyway. Just chalk it down as practice. Now get your ass out.

Deano: For fuck sake Matty J, you really are the biggest queer I've met in my life. Just be gentle.

by BruffandConlon September 4, 2013

dirty green bean

When a guy sits in his own sweat and juices for weeks then he forces his girl to give him a blow job.

The drunk girl at the party passed out and he gave her his dirty green bean.

by Maine father and son April 13, 2020

Small Adorable Bean

A really cute girl(usually really short), she usually will have a an adorable voice, and has a super cute face. She won't grow past 5'2, but thats okay because everyone loves her anyway

Nakita over there is super short and cute! I bet shes a small adorable bean!!
She has to be!

by Blazer2414 November 3, 2019

djing at club bean

Referring to Female masturbation. The bean in the clitoris and DJing refers to the rubbing motion a DJ makes when scratching a record. This is also referred to as flicking the bean.

Hey Michelle, do you want to come out this friday
- No ill be at home Djing at club bean

by Crackbook March 14, 2014