kevo eggs

nickname is kevo eggs eggs but real name would be kevin. he's a human but call him kevo eggs eggs. =P

the one and only kevo eggs eggs.

by niik-khaa February 5, 2005

Egg

A chicken period, think of this when you eat them

Joe- I like scrambled eggs
Chicken -that’s gross

by Cresswell56;) March 5, 2022

egg

an egg is always there for you when you need one. an egg will always help you when you're in a tough time. an egg likes eating your toenails. egg is life. egg is good. replace your parents with more egg. egg.

don't you just love eggs?
egg's are mans best friend

suck an egg, you leg

by egg frend May 12, 2018

cumberland scotch egg

When a man sticks an egg in your fanny then punches you in the stomach then eats it.

Cumberland scotch egg- Come here and eat your fucking egg

by Big baws macgraw November 6, 2021

Bacon & Eggs

Threesome w/ a mother and a daughter

Went out w/ my ex's mom Saturday and had some Bacon & Eggs

by El Cockistador July 23, 2021

cougar eggs

The act of preforming oral sex on an older woman that is having her period, but she is older so the eggs are rarer and harder to find.

Bro, you wanna go get some breakfast.

"Nah, I'm still full from them cougar eggs I ate last night"

by Mcribbles May 31, 2022

Egg on my face

When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.

Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”

Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”

by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025