Post-Jew

A person of Jewish decent or heritage who became an Atheist and or Agnostic or was not raised in any religion at all.

Person A: You're Jewish right?

Person B: No, I am Post-Jew.

by marcusmaximus May 22, 2024

post whore

one who has sex with posts. lots of posts

RandomizeR,

that guy is a post whore for sexing those posts.

by bigmtdewdrinker September 9, 2008

post hatrick bj

when a guy scores 3 or more goals , his girlfriend or wife has to give a blow job.

“just got a hatrick gotta go home and get a post hatrick bj”

by thesportsgut1736 December 19, 2021

post post depression

When you post something and you instantly get depression f****** wondering what people are going to think and judge you and all that s*** and you know your b**** ass ain't going to f****** delete it so you're kind of depressed and you're like oh s*** and then you turn off your phone or like silence it and then throw it into the corner and then look at your computer only

shit dude i posted the pic and now i got post post depression

by FrickDaPoPo May 31, 2024

Pigeon Post

Ancient social media platform enabled by pigeons. Its first recorded use was in Persia, and it was used notably in World Wars 1 & 2. Fossil records show that shitposts on Pigeon Post were actual bird droppings.

Pigeon Post workers went on strike today for being paid literal peanuts for wages.

by haqlberry July 11, 2022

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

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by ParaparaPartyCrow August 29, 2024