An ass that's not too big, and not too small, It's just right. Alternatively, it could be the ass of an older attractive woman. Possibly that of a soccer mom.
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My roommate was watching porn with his door open again, so I got a bucket of snow from outsi and gave him a polar bear jerkoff.
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