take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

Taking my talents to South Beach

The act of sexually pleasing oneself or another. The euphemism is inspired by the quote by Lebron James on his "Decision" special.

Lebron: Mom, what are you and Delonte doing?

Gloria: I'm taking my talents to South Beach.

by ESPNspecial July 09, 2010

take you down a peg or two

To lower someone's inflated ego or self-image, to debase.

Ho: "I went to this women's rights rally the other day. It made me realize that I'm not just a piece of meat and I have feelings and I don't want to put up with this any.."
Pimp: (interrupts) "Shut up bitch!" ***SMACK!*** "That oughta take you down a peg or two."

by Nick D May 14, 2004

taking my talent to south beach

1. (v) Masturbation.

I'll talk to you later, I'm taking my talent to south beach.

by johnnysmith999 July 14, 2010

joke em if they can't take a fuck!

Who the fuck cares

fuck em if they can't take a joke, what????
Joke em if they can't take a fuck!

by pancho sancho June 05, 2010

Take my dick in my mouth

The phrase you say to someone who rejected your definition that you worked so hard to write it.

the editor:Should I publish this def or should I reject it?I will reject it,I'm sorry!
the frustrated guy:Take my dick in my mouth,you fucking idiot,I worked so hard to write my def and you reject it so easily!

by piturca October 17, 2011

Taking whitey down to brown town

The act of administering anal sex

I got her her favorite flowers and she is feeling very frisky, I have a feeling I may be taking whitey down to brown town!

by Levy Gravy January 17, 2011