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Fucking your way to the top

in the corporate world one “tactic” used to get promoted is to go all in and become an absolute slut am talking straight fucking everybody managers,employees,associates,interns etc. if you’re lucky you will gain special “favors” and win more employee of the months than usual and gain more positive feedback from your peers for going the extra mile ;)
Michael: Hey guys get this I’ve been promoted to Vice President of companyX

Scott: Michael you whore we all know you were fucking your way to the top
by Geiskahnawj January 18, 2020
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Top-Rope Salad Tossing

Jumping from an elevated surface and ground pounding your partners face with your ass.
Hey, want me to give you a top-rope salad tossing?
by Wohpy February 26, 2021
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upside down muffin top

to have a large muffin top that looks like a snack
damn Rainer your upside down muffin top is lookin like a snack today
by adimula October 9, 2018
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The Magical Top Up Man

An urban legend in Liverpool. Goes round the Matthew street bars buying bottles of Prosecco and handing out £20 top up cards to all the local scouse birds who need them.
Ah lad the magical top up man is in town! Get in!
by Liverpool One December 31, 2021
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Ass-Blasting Top Soil

Very harsh diarrhea, in reference to Josh Gad’s character in Artemis Fowl.
“I ate some really spicy food yesterday and I was ass-blasting top soil that was spicier than you could imagine.” - paraphrased from Rachel Quirky Schenk, co-host of “The Infinity Podcast”
by cfdswiftie16 September 7, 2020
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Porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top

An broadcast of the Woody and Wilcox show where Woody and Willcox are both bombing and Chelsea has to step in to save the show.
Today's broadcast was a porcelain watermelon with a chicken on top.
by JohnWasser February 21, 2019
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Drop Top Concrete Eater

A drop top concrete eater is a sex move where the women preferably drops ass to the ground then shoved her face in the “concrete” or probably more comfortable the sheets.
by Braysmooth June 21, 2023
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