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Baby Ween

Referring to someone having a small penis, or just someone who is being a little girl.
Example 1: Lol, look at justin's small Baby Ween.

Example 2: Wow Howard you're such a Baby Ween when it comes to nick.
by BECKYISHOT October 7, 2010
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Cheeto baby

The infant of a woman who sustained herself while pregnant primarily on Cheetos snacks, but, also likely, Slim Jims, and any other variety of processed snack food one can find at a convenience store.

Near or entirely missing from the mother's diet: fruits, whole grains, & vegetables (aside from pickles, Bibb lettuce, catsup, and french fries).
Rad Manager Debbie: Thanks for the delivery, but, I swear, these pregnant girls working for me? They're gonna all have a Cheeto babies! I worry for these babies!

Delivery man: Cheeto baby? *Chuckling*

Debbie: Cheeto babies create a whole, negative cycle. They come out needing aspiration, get on assistance...it's a self-fulfilling prophecy...
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The Baby Sprinkler

When you poke holes in a condom and ejaculate on her forehead while wearing the condom
Last night went great dude. She poked holes in the condom and let me do the baby sprinkler dude.
by CrispyCripple March 25, 2020
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cage baby

a baby born into an orphanage kept in a cage
by homedog1345 May 4, 2020
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clot baby

A blood clot that passes through your vagina while you are on your period on your tampon.
There is a clot baby on my tampy.
by Amas February 5, 2014
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Pit Baby

Someone that lacks even the slightest intimation of decency or appropriate behavior, as if they were dumped in a deep pit upon birth and spent their whole life without any structure, education, or decent role models. Hence why they act like a complete dipshit neanderthal that lives each day on pure instinct.
My date ended poorly when the man got drunk, dove head first into the table, and then began humping a street lamp like a god damn pit baby.
by Ray Castle December 17, 2018
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Bitty Baby

An epic baby who’s birthday is on April 30 and is the daughter of UnheardSugar607
Look there’s Bitty Baby I wonder where she’s going
by Bitty Baby January 29, 2021
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