When someone whines, complains, doesn't want to do anything and is being a general downer. This person is usually a guy who is acting like a wuss and wants to get out of something, or is refusing to do so because you hurt his little baby feelings.
Derived from: the word tampon, which is connected to a girl being on her period and her being bitchy due to PMS.
"But it's cold outside... we'll have to scrape the ice off the car... and there probably won't be anywhere to park anyways... and... why would I want to go with YOU anyway...."
"Whatever lazy ass, get over it! Quit being so tampy and let's go!"
is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?
i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.
"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"
Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheatingGF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.
Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you