tampy

1) Being a little bitch.
2) In a bad mood; irritable or cranky.

Joe, quit being so tampy you little bitch, and grab me a beer.

by Eta Omega July 27, 2006

tampy

When someone whines, complains, doesn't want to do anything and is being a general downer. This person is usually a guy who is acting like a wuss and wants to get out of something, or is refusing to do so because you hurt his little baby feelings.

Derived from: the word tampon, which is connected to a girl being on her period and her being bitchy due to PMS.

"But it's cold outside... we'll have to scrape the ice off the car... and there probably won't be anywhere to park anyways... and... why would I want to go with YOU anyway...."

"Whatever lazy ass, get over it! Quit being so tampy and let's go!"

by offya January 3, 2012

Tampy wampy

A little mad stupid bitch

Juliet is such a tampy wampy I mean have you seen how she acts

by totallynotbullied April 29, 2021

Tampy Hole

Slang describing a woman's vagina when she's wearing a tampon and likely experiencing her period and/or irritability.

Be careful what you say to Sue today. She's got a tampy hole.

by Roger R. Rogerstein December 9, 2023

minion tampons

is this a joke? minion tampons?
FUCKING minion tampons?
because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA?

i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke.

"hey have you heard of minion ta-"
"is this a joke? minion tampons? FUCKING minion tampons? because yeah! ur on ur period! ur bleeding against your will! so why not just shove a FUCKING MINION UP YOUR VAGINA? i mean what's next?! minion dildos? why would ANYONE want to shove a MINION into their vagina? i SWEAR TO GOD, this had better be a fucking joke."
"damn sorry"

by minion tampons July 11, 2022

Emotional Tampon

Emotional tampons are a subculture within the wider Simp culture, they are distinguished by be being more emotionally soaked with their current cheating GF or Ex problems, while she is using her positive sexual energy for another Male.

Dude stop being an emotional Tampon for that Hoe, you already paid the fare...Why the fuck do you allow her to bother you

by Felix Jabs Arnold September 27, 2017

Tampon Chewer

1. A constant whiner

2. A weak and pathetic individual

3. Overall useless pussy

Scott the TAMPON CHEWER who always whines about it being Monday or the weather should be bullied then given wedgies for being so sad and pathetic.

by VIGOROUS JONESY August 26, 2013