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Social Assurancer

a) a self confident person who instills hope, is free from doubt, and offers those attributes to another person in a social setting, or, on social media.
If it weren’t for my Social Assurancer helping me navigate my social life, both on and off the internet, life would be much harder. He helps get me through my rough patches of life.
by FoolsWisdom January 31, 2024
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Socially Retarded

Socially retarded is the impairment of being unable to communicate with those around you. Often times unable to communicate with people at stores, schools, or public places.

Often used by people with the name Khristina.
Khristina was socially retarded when speaking to the furniture guy.

Khristina was socially retarded.
by GlizzyDoll May 21, 2022
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eyes are social distancing

when someone is cross eyed. describing someone who's cross eyed.
by Chucks5150chucks5150 August 29, 2022
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social intention misalignment

Mismatched perceptions or directives made by individuals or groups geared towards other individuals or groups.
There was a large social intention misalignment between Joe and Sally. Sally just didn't want to date.

The social intention misalignment between Russia and the United States had grown out of control. Russian diplomats didn't know how to respond.

Social intention misalignment grew exponentially between sexes, but no one noticed because everyone was trapped in the deception butterfly of technological hypnosis fictitious assumption paradigm causing widespread incremental morale degradation.
by Ontological June 25, 2018
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Club Social

It's a white cracker dick party. In some occasions, it's when people randomly throw white crackers at someone's face. In other moments, it's a group circle consisting of several self-propelled sausage fans. Either way, it's a lot of dicks spinning. Or a lot of crackers in the face.
I was on a bus with colleagues, heading back from a nice dinner, when all of a sudden someone initiated a club social. Next thing i know i'm getting hit in the face with some saltine motherfuckers.
by no buenos. May 21, 2022
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National Socialism

A ideology that is Post Marxist, Anti Marxist and race socialist. This ideology was propped up intellectually by Drexler, Hitler, Darre, Backe and Feder. It is a bigoted race socialism that seeks a Germanic superstate that throws down the "Jewish Cartel of International Capitalists" and its guardian angels, the Marxists, to create a half agraian, half industrial utopia where socialism exists for the racially pure Aryans and no one else. It despises communism because it still is a form of capitalism for the Nazis. It was a grassroots and popular party among the German working class and worked with the political enviroment of Germany at the time. Its views on Veganism, Enviromentalism, solidarity, welfare and the supreme control of the means of production through central planning are rarely talked about seriously.
Normal Person:"Hey, I have been reading theory of National Socialism, and I see it as a form of consequentialist ideology like Marxism."

Illiterate Person:"Yeah, and the Democratic Republic of Korea is a democracy. Shut up Fash."
by Zandrus December 11, 2022
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Social Zapping

Cancelling plans at the last minute because you found a better alternative.
Sophia went all social Zapping on me! She cancelled on me at the last minute and then i saw her with a guy in a restaurant.
by Kostas99 July 29, 2023
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