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life cereal

Life cereal is a piece of shit cereal that no one wants. And if you have bought, kill yourself. Bye mom and bye world.😭🔫
by Life cereal November 22, 2016
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Good Life

Have a big peepee
Woah steve I'm really having a good life than you because my penis is above average growth!
by Peepeelover November 13, 2017
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Xbox LIFE

Xbox LIFE - The act of doing nothing but playing the Xbox with a LIVE Gold Membership.
"What are you talking about? We're not allowed to have lives outside of Left 4 Dead." - Whenever I bring up my life outside of Xbox LIVE to my friend on LIVE (he's kidding)

The perfect example of an Xbox LIFE in joke form.
by Sh4k3rW1ll September 21, 2009
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anti-life

You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach

I THOUGHT YOU WERE A FAT CHICK
THEN I REALIZED YOU WERE PREGNANT
I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOUR BABY DIED
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD

THERE WERE NO STAIRS TO THROW YOU DOWN
THERE WAS NO ROOF TO THROW YOU OFF
THERE WERE NO COAT HANGERS AROUND
SO I KICKED YOU IN THE STOMACH

I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
I KICKED YOU, YOUR BABY'S DEAD
HA HA HA YOUR BABY'S DEAD
You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach
by TheEye5000 January 19, 2005
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Thug Life

A South East San Diego Group created by Douchers which flunked school because of Thuggin and does a lot of random stuff being racist through plain retarded. Playboy, Mr. Irish, Poppa, Criminal, Serenator, Gentleman, Temper, Asian Persuasion.
1. FML! THUG LIFE!!!!
2. WANNA DIP? THUG LIFE!
3. GOT A BIG? THUG LIFE!
4.MR. IRISH IS IN DA HOUSE THUG LIFE!!!
5.Ping pau are cee ching lau per chao kung foo.
by Playboy22 July 10, 2009
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Drunk on Life

When you're too dumb to know that the actual phrase is 'high on life'. High on life typically means you enjoy life to the fullest and don't worry about anything.
Sheen: Oh, my god I'm so drunk on life right now.

Carl: Don't you mean high on life
Sheen: What?
Carl: Idiot.
by newtonfan11 February 18, 2014
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suck at life

When somebody is so annoying and a waste of your time to be around
by Carl October 1, 2004
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