Ice cream and dildos

A phrase used to describe anything that is easy and/or enjoyable. Implies long periods of laziness, eating, and other justified forms of slacking off.

Similar to the sayings "a piece of cake" or "easy as pie," only better.

Denise just won the lottery! Man, her life's gonna be ice cream and dildos from here on out.

by b&byc&kes January 7, 2017

Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.

Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.

by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018

Ice Cream Burp

Whenever you eat a type of ice cream and you burp and the aroma of the ice cream comes back up.

"I just ate a pound of ice cream and experienced an ice cream burp."

by tweetr March 28, 2023

moderate ice cake

a cake made out of ice that is moderately tasty

Bob: "Man, I had this ice cake yesterday"
Joe: "How was it?"
Bob: "It was a moderate ice cake."

by stranger.you. August 23, 2011

Ice Cream Truck

When you pull up in a van (Preferably white) to your friend's mother(s) and deliver cold seminal fluid into her vagina.
Mainly for revenge but also as a "joke".

Yo Jimmy cuz you didnt pay me, I gave ur mother the ice cream truck!

by Timhub March 1, 2022

ice cream come

1. Female come.
2. Pleasant tasting ejaculate.
3. Attractive person.

1. Becky surprised me with a face full of ice cream come last night. Ya could have warned me that she's a gusher.
2. Billy shagged like a Greek god but I was hoping for some ice cream come. It was still worth the wait.
3. Woah that's a walking pool of ice cream come.

by likit July 7, 2011

ice cream fucker

a person who fucks ice cream cones

Look at that ice cream fucker, she's really licking that ice cream too much!

by beachwhalefucker October 14, 2017